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It's Over Jokes

My wife caught me cross-dressing and said it's over.

So I packed her things and left.

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Having sex is like having a Porsche. The first time you try it it's over way too fast, you couldn't wait to do it again and people probably think your cool for the rest of your life...

...also I've never had a Porsche.

When waiting in a long life of cars, the drivers say "ughhhh", but what do the cars say when it's over?

That was exhausting.

My heart sank when I received the text message "I am breaking up with you. It's over between us" from my partner.

But "Sorry, wrong number baby" came afterwards. Whew, what a relief!

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