What do you call a dog that gets frosting all over its fur?
A pupcake.
Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin?
It had melonoma
What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?
Toest
Some idiot at my work opened up every cabinet in our records department, pulled out all the folders, put them on a pile on the floor, then shat all over it.
Now I have to spend tomorrow refiling the aisles of files he defiled in a pile on the tile.
What's black and white with red all over it?
A nun with multiple stab wounds.
What do you call a table with dots all over it?
The periodic table!
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