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Honest degree slogans

Diploma: Have fun with those loans, guys...

Associates: Man, fuck this.

Bachelor's: Middle class af

Masters: d i f f e r e n t i a t i o n

Doctors: You did it for the title, doc

Postdoc: The prospect of not going to school scares you.

A mugger pulls a knife and shouts "Your money or your life!"

The victim just shurgs, keeps walking and calls over his shoulder "I'm a postdoc, I don't have either."

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