I don't have empathy towards anyone.

But I feel bad for people that do.

My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.

I just don’t understand why she feels that way.

What do you call a cow with no empathy?

My Ex-wife

My mom said that i'm starting to lack empathy.

I can't understand how she could feel like that.

Why I'm single now

My wife said I had no empathy. I had no idea she felt that way.

I have no empathy for those with read-only access

It's my Write Privilege

What's the difference between apathy & empathy?

Don't know. Don't care.

What’s the German word for empathy?

Schadenfreude

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Nikita Khrushchev sees his driver eating grass.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Sir, with the wages you've given me i can only feed my kids."

Khrushchev triples his wage.

Stalin's driver overheard this and decides to bite away at his lawn with a passion to elicit Stalin's empathy.

"What the hell are you doing?"
...

I have zero empathy for sociopaths.

But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either.

I was just diagnosed with a severe lack of empathy.

But I'm gonna keep going strong! The last thing I will do is start feeling sorry for myself.

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A wife's empathy...

I come home stressed after a long day at work. My wife says, "Honey, I don't like it when you're not feeling good. When you're stressed it stresses me out, when you're anxious I'm anxious, when you're sad it makes me sad. Whatever you're feelings are I feel them too."

So I said, "Then how com...

What does the E in Logan Paul stand for?

Empathy

The bottom suddenly falls out of a plane.

All passengers hold themselves up in the conveniently placed assist grips.

The usual jingle is heard through the speakers, as the co-pilot speaks slowly and clearly: "Just now, all of our fuel has been used."

The frightened passengers look at each other.

The pilot speaks again...

Trump walks into a bar and Is suprised to see the bartender is a genie

The genie says "what'll you have?" Trump says"give me something I'll regret in the morning" The genie gives him a conscience, empathy, and humility.

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A therapist is throwing a costume party for all of her patients.

She tells them to show up as an emotion. The first person knocks on the door. The Dr. opens the door and sees a man dressed in green clothes from head to toe. "You must be green with 'ENVY', come on in." 5 minutes later another knock. As she opens the door there is a woman dressed entirely in yellow...

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means!
Me- I know how you feel.

An American, An Englishman, and a German are walking down a country road...

...When they see storm clouds on the horizon. Not wanting to spend the night out in the cold rain, they run for the nearest shelter they can make out: A farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, and he replies, "Well, I DID have three beds, but one of them got infected with bedbugs....

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