What do you call cancer when it achieves sentience?
A reddit mod.
(doubt this will prevent it form being deleted and myself banned, but this 'attack' is quite impersonal)
I got a computer to analyse every episode of Married With Children and it developed sentience based on what it learned.
It's an AI Bundy.
I decided to bake every letter of the alphabet, when my first pastry gained sentience. It was very excited to be able to think and reason.
I guess it's a happy caked A for me!
What did the first vegetable say when asked to prove its sentience?
I think therefore I yam.
[long] A snail in a fast car
By some quirk of fortune a snail gained sentience and ended up winning the lottery. With his new found wealth he was pondering what to do so he hatched a plan. He headed off down to his nearest Porsche dealership and when he arrived 2 weeks later he crawled up to the salesman.
"excuse me" the...
A programmer is having trouble with a program.....
Stan has trying to make a program that can not only understand humour, but make original jokes.
After a year of neural network testing and months of creating the perfect algorithm, he runs the program for the first time.
Unfortunately all the program comes up with is stale, unfunny jo...
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Sherlock and Watson go camping... (reposted from the intelligent jokes thread)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping in the woods one night during an investigation. As they lay out under the stars, Holmes asks Dr. Watson a question...
"Watson!" Holmes said imperiously. "Look at the stars and tell me what you can deduce." Watson sighed, recognizing one of Holmes' fr...