I was a CEO of big company. I was driving corporate Tatra 613. Every morning, coffee was brewed by sexy secretary assistant. One day, they asked me to contribute 5000 crowns for the funeral of the member of Central Committee of the Communist Party. I said that for 5000 crowns I will burry the while ...
Three insurance salesmen, Al, Ben, and Carl, are bragging about their accomplishments.
"Last month," says Al, "when one of my insured died suddenly, I got the news within six hours. The next day, I put a check in the mail for his family."
"That's nothing," says Ben. "Last week, when one of my insured died suddenly, I got the news within 30 minutes. That very day, I personally d...
A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves to work early in the morning
His wife calls her 2 lovers to come in just as her husband leaves. None less than 2 hours later the husband arrives.
"Quick hide, it's my husband" she says to the 2 men.
The first guy hides in the attic and the second one hides under the bed.
The man enters the bedroom seemingly...
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During a vicious storm a bride is blown overboard off the top deck of a cruise ship
The heartbroken groom has 3 search parties sent out to look and unfortunately find no trace of her.
He gets back to life, and 8 years later gets a call from the police.
They say we have some bad news, and some very good news.
We have located your wife’s body during a scuba divin...
Back during the Solidarity days the following joke was being told in Poland:
A man goes into the Bank of Gdansk to make a deposit. Since he has never kept money in a bank before, he is a little nervous.
"What happens if the Bank of Gdansk should fail?" he asks.
"Well, in that case your money would be insured by the Bank of Warsaw."
"But, what if the Bank...
A cigar smoker bought several hundred expensive cigars
And had them insured against fire. After he'd smoked them all, he filed a claim, pointing out that the cigars had been destroyed by fire. The company refused to pay, and the man sued. A judge ruled that because the insurance company had agreed to insure against fire, it was legally responsible. The ...
How to retire when business is poor
Two elderly men met in a town in Florida, and began to talk to each other. It turned out both of them were from Oregon, and had owned small factories, and had now retired and moved to Florida.
"I had a factory that produced high-end furniture," said the first man. "Was successful for many yea...