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Insults Jokes

I have a talent for noticing insults resulting from a failure to show someone proper respect or attention.

I'm a slightseer.

Have you heard of the naked guy who insults people for not being devoted to Buddha?

Talk about the rudest nudist Buddhist

Meanest insults without cursing

Example 1. " Your existence only proves that your dad shouldve put you in a washcloth instead of your mom "

My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his faeces on the wall.

I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

Men throw insults at each other, but they don't really mean them.

Women compliment each other, but they don't mean it either.

Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of!

Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!

I've compiled my Dad Joke Insults and archived them.

I call it the "Dad Abase."

I had a refrigerator that insults everyone.

Instead of keeping things cold it just burns everyone.

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I have a condition where my boner spontaneously shouts insults at people

I suffer from an Erectile Diss Function.

A man insults the Tsar.

A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a moron!". He is taken away by the police on charges of *lese majeste* (insulting the monarch).

He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!".

The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said 'moron', you certainly mea...

The wind whispered insults in my ear today

It was really diss gusting

What do you call it when Cain insults his brother?

Disable.

What does a coffee bean tell when he insults another coffee bean

'' You just got ROASTED ''

What do you call it when someone insults the whole world, and everyone retaliates?

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Why did the Navy captain have a hard time keeping up his insults of the island people?

He had a wrecked isle diss function.

When you resort to insults, you've lost the argument.

Throwing dirt is losing ground.

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Insults from the political spectrum

Conservatives: "You're a cuck!"

Liberals: "You're a nazi!"

Communists: "You have a JOB!"

It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters.

Because they probably can't read it.

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What do you call a mushroom that insults you behind your back?

Shit-talky.

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Insults

She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dunking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than Sooty!

She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

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Old Insults

One night when my grandfather was a little drunk, he started describing a woman he once new and he had the most hilariousness old insults. If you know some good old insults please add them in the comments but I'll start with some of the ones I've heard.

She had a face that could stop a 7 day...

Why was Crassus bad at insults?

He never really got the hang of Parthian shots.

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