Men throw insults at each other, but they don't really mean them.

Women compliment each other, but they don't mean it either.

I've compiled my Dad Joke Insults and archived them.

I call it the "Dad Abase."

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An Old Joke

The year is 2120, and our story follows Joe McFlinch and his journey to overcome his inner demons. 'Who is Joe?', you may be wondering. Well, Joe is a cowardly 29 year old male. He has no special talents or skills, no hobbies, and most sadly, no friends. If I were to describe him as a dish, he would...

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Maybe repost, but it is a fabulous joke so I'll risk it. (Long, and works better when spoken)

A man is waking up in the morning, when he reads in the newspaper that the circus is coming to town. So he decides to go and see. He gets into his seat and the show starts. He watches the lions, the elephants, the tight rope walkers, and at the end there's a clown insulting people in the audience. T...

My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his feces on the wall.

I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.

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I have a condition where my boner spontaneously shouts insults at people

I suffer from an Erectile Diss Function.

A man insults the Tsar.

A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a moron!". He is taken away by the police on charges of *lese majeste* (insulting the monarch).

He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!".

The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said 'moron', you certainly mea...

What's the difference between a lightsaber and pants with insults written on them?

One is disarming, the other is diss leggings.

What do you call it when Cain insults his brother?

Disable.

What does a coffee bean tell when he insults another coffee bean

'' You just got ROASTED ''

What do you call it when someone insults the whole world, and everyone retaliates?

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

The wind whispered insults in my ear today

It was really diss gusting

Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of!

Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!

Why did the Navy captain have a hard time keeping up his insults of the island people?

He had a wrecked isle diss function.

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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