What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

An affront to God and man.

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A jew and a goy are seated together in a train compartment. No one else joins them and as the train gets underway, the goy decides to engage the jew in a conversation.

The goy asks the jew all sorts of questions about his religion. The jew patiently answers them all.
Eventually they take out their pack lunches and continue the conversation. The goy asks:

« Why is it you people are so smart? »

The jew thinks about it for a while and responds:
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Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

“He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad . Can you help?”

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

“Honey,” I ...

A man goes to a doctor for a check up

The man complained of being unable to use the toilet. The doctor knew what the problem was, but couldn't find the right word to tell him. He explained the situation to the man, who immediately responded with "constipation!". The doctor, stunned, exclaimed "You know what constipation is!" The man, af...

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