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Lunacy Jokes

Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England

French Fries Were Not Invented In France.

We Sometimes Take English For Granted

But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:

Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly

Boxing Rings Are Square

And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.

If Writers Write, H...

What do you call a body of water on the moon?

Lunacy.

Would you believe there are people that think there's oceans on the moon?

What a load of lunacy.

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

A couple is waiting

A couple is waiting in line outside a government welfare office. One hour goes by, another hour goes by, and then a third.

After they have been standing there for three hours, the husband loses control, and tells his wife, "The way this country is currently being run, there is no solution to ...

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