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Hyenas Jokes

Why are hyenas the healthiest animals on the planet?

Because laughter is the best medicine.

I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas.

Times were hard, food was scarce, but we had some great laughs.

Praying mantises don't actually pray, laughing hyenas don't actually laugh, and songbirds don't actually sing.

The name Shih Tzu is accurate though.

The other day I saw a documentary of hyenas eating the remains of a dead lion

I guess they just ate what was lion around.

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EDIT: I have never written this joke out. Most of this joke is about the delivery. This is a successful joke when you are forced into telling one. Use the names of those goading you into telling one!




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