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-Santa's sleigh was hit by a car. Several deers died. What is left?

-The remaindeer

What is a deers preffered currency?

Bucks

What do two deers do when together?

They fawn-icate

What did the zoo keeper report when the Deers escape the zoo?

Zer-O Dear!

Have you heard of this new zombie like disease, stricking moses and deers? Hollywood is already on it.

Nightmare on elk street.
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