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Deers Jokes

-Santa's sleigh was hit by a car. Several deers died. What is left?

-The remaindeer

What is a deers preffered currency?

Bucks

What do two deers do when together?

They fawn-icate

What did the zoo keeper report when the Deers escape the zoo?

Zer-O Dear!

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An old, gross joke about deer hunting



*This ancient joke pre-dates the Internet. It is from the South and is best told with a southern accent.*

I was deer hunting in the mountains of North Carolina. After about four hours I shot a nice 400lb buck. While I was hauling the dear back to my truck, I was stopped by the game wa...

Have you heard of this new zombie like disease, stricking moses and deers? Hollywood is already on it.

Nightmare on elk street.

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