39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom
Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though
"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron
.”The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”
How do hydrogen atoms find a new leader?
They hold an *electron*.
A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die.
A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die. The arrive at the border between multiverses and meet Saint Platinum-Erbium
St PtEr says to them "Welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through, but before I may do that, I must ask each...
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome...
Made me so wet.
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An H+ ion and a hydrogen atom were bonding
"No homo?" the hydrogen atom asks. "No homo," the H+ ion says sadly.
Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.
They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"
It replys "I'm positive."
What do you call a nitrogen atom having a 5-way orgy with 4 other hydrogen atoms?
A science joke
What did the hydrogen atom say to the helium atom:
release my family
A chemist walks into reddit
He does some research on certain posts and discovers that they are made up of atoms.
After some thought, he concludes that the posts at the top of r/all contain mostly hydrogen atoms, because hydrogen is the lightest element, so these posts naturally rise to the top. He decides to name these ...
I don’t wanna drink water anymore.
2 hydrogen atoms are going at it, the one H atom says to the other, this is boring there’s no spark anymore, we should do something about this. The one hydrogen atom thinks about his friend oxygen atom, calls him up and tells him what’s up. So oxygen atom comes over and him and hydrogen atom start t...
A genius high school chemistry student takes a test
A genius high school chemistry student takes a test, gets his score back and is dismayed to find that he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his university of choice. He is especially bummed because the question he missed was “How many valence electrons does a Hydrogen atom...
What do you call a cool mushroom?...A fun guy!!!
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
A guy walks into a restaurant, and takes a seat. Acr...