Neutrons Jokes - 15 Hilarious Neutrons Jokes

Protons, neutrons and electrons

Are the little things that matter.

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55 protons, 78 neutrons, 55 electrons, 6 croutons.

Cesium salad.

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I’ve decided to scrap my plans to collect neutrons

They have no potential.

Where do most neutrons live?

In sub-atomic particle divisions.

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Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons

They forgot to mention Morons.

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Did protium have any neutrons?

Well, n^0

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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like partic...

The atomic restaurant.

All the hungry atoms come to the Atomic Restaurant. The neutrons are free of charge.

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2 scientists were at a science sale

The first one was selling protons and electrons for .10 cents each. The second one was just handing out neutrons to anyone. When I asked the second one why he wouldn't accept any money for the neutrons he repllied: *they're free of charge*.

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A group of cosmic rays establishes a stock trading company

A group of cosmic rays establishes a stock trading company. As energetic as they come, they start off with a bang. With a handful of eager young protons joining their ranks, they begin to see extremely positive gains in their investments in no time. They're making more money than they know what to d...

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At one point in time...

we thought atoms represented the smallest unit of matter. Although initially thought to be indivisible, this was proven false and each atom is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons inside.

For a time these were the smallest units, then we found that these protons and neutrons were made u...

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Science/nre joke

What particles in a reactor are the happiest?

Delayed neutrons.

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A guy wants to build a nuke. He goes to a supplier and asks...

"How much are the protons?"

"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."

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Special shop sale:

electrons: 10 cents

protons: 10 cents

neutrons: free of charge

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what kind of cookies do atoms eat?

Fig neutrons

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