Protons, neutrons and electrons

Are the little things that matter.

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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like partic...

Why Can’t You Find 18 Protons and 22 Neutrons?

Because they argon.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.

They forgot to mention morons.

Why are neutrons never sent to jail?

Because they're never charged.

Where do most neutrons live?

In sub-atomic particle divisions.

Did protium have any neutrons?

Well, n^0

2 scientists were at a science sale

The first one was selling protons and electrons for .10 cents each. The second one was just handing out neutrons to anyone. When I asked the second one why he wouldn't accept any money for the neutrons he repllied: *they're free of charge*.

At one point in time...

we thought atoms represented the smallest unit of matter. Although initially thought to be indivisible, this was proven false and each atom is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons inside.

For a time these were the smallest units, then we found that these protons and neutrons were made u...

What is satan's favourite chemical?

Carbon. because it has 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electrons

A guy wants to build a nuke. He goes to a supplier and asks...

"How much are the protons?"

"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."

Science/nre joke

What particles in a reactor are the happiest?

Delayed neutrons.

Special shop sale:

electrons: 10 cents

protons: 10 cents

neutrons: free of charge

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