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Housekeepers Jokes

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Bill Gates woke up in the morning and found that his Mexican housekeepers were gone.

He asked his wife Melinda where they went, who replied that Steve Jobs showed up earlier and offered them the same work at his mansion for double their previous wage.
Bill became furious. "Fucking Jobs, coming here and taking our immigrants!"

My ex-wife was a great housekeeper

She kept the house.

Women who are excellent “housekeepers”

Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are excellent “housekeepers”. Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.

A young married couple decides to hire a live-in housekeeper

She cooked and cleaned for this couple everyday and after a few months, the housekeeper grew very close with the couple. One day, she tells them sadly that she is pregnant and not ready to be a mom and doesn’t know what to do. The couple offers to adopt her baby and everything goes very well. A coup...

My ex wives were all good housekeepers..

..When they left, they kept the house.

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Bill Gates wakes up one morning...

...goes downstairs and is shocked to see his two polish housekeepers are nowhere to be seen.

He yells for his wife "Honey, where the hell have the maids gone?"

"Oh, Steve Jobs knocked on the door this morning" Replied his wife. "He offered both the house keepers twice what you're payin...

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“This is good!”

Once there was a king. His best friend was a commoner, a man who was the son of one of the royal housekeepers. They were of an age, and had grown up playing together in the palace gardens.

As they grew older, the king found himself more and more impressed with his friend’s ability to always ...

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