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Hot Potato Jokes

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What kind of world leader makes Mrs.Potato-Head a hot potato?

A Dicktater.

(And if they had children— they’d call them tater-tots)

What is something cannibals would consider as a hot potato?

A guy with a fever.

A little IDAHO HUMOR From John H. Hill

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going...

What do people in Idaho say when they touch something hot?

Hot Potato.

What do people in Mexico say when they touch something hot?

Hot Tamale.

What about people in China?

Hot dog.

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