Did you hear about the blacksmith who made the most perfect horseshoe?

They did a bang-up job

The pond (Not Mine)

Ron, An elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm for many years that had a pond at the back. It was suitable for swimming so he fixed it up with some picnic tables, a horseshoe pit and some orange and lime trees.

One evening Ron had decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been ther...

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe.

He's in love with the shape of U.

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A young man wants a job at his local farm

"Why do you want to work here?" Asks the farmer. "I understand the language of your animals." In disbelieve the farmer takes him to the cow. "Muuuh" "So, what did she say?" "You should cut your nails, it hurts when you milk her." The farmer looks at his nails. "You may be right, but thats pure coin...

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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:

* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
* What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
* Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck.
* What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....

Here's an oldie but a goldie. Worth the read!

Two men were going on a lengthy trip on horseback. Every night they would stay in an inn and set out the next morning. After the first night however, they couldn't tell who's horse was who's. They debated for almost 10 minutes when one guy said, "OH! I remember. I shaved my horse's tail. See, this o...

A man tries for a job as a blacksmith

"Do you have any experience in horseshoeing?"

"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river

...holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.


A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."


"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.


"Well, if **you're** going to fish...

Quick thinking

Stan was a farmer in Florida. When he retired, he spent some time cleaning up one of the ponds on his farm. He brought in some picnic tables, put in a horseshoes court, and planted some fruit trees. It was a lovely spot for family gatherings and what have you and Stan took great care of it. One...

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