Hershey's Jokes

A chocolate chip Wookie




Or both your arms ripped off

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey's chocolate kiss in 
his mouth and asked, 'Do you know what it is?'  'No,
I don't,' said the little boy.  
'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing yo... read more

The teacher was very impressed with Timmy's answer to her question so she told him to come up to the front of the class, close his eyes and hold out his hands for a surprise. "But first," she said, "You have to guess what it is."

"A toy?"

"No."

"A new pencil?"

"No," s... read more