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Roger was very thin because he was afraid to spend a lot of money on food. He looked forward to the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

His grandfather was blessed with both a sense of humor and a sense of justice. So he planned that when he finally died all he would leave to Roger was a cookie.

But what a cookie.

It was made with butter, churned from milk from a yak milked by a virginal milkmaid on the highest field o...

What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk?

Cacao

What sound does a chocolate gun make?

Cacao!

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So a grasshopper named Steve walks into a bar.

Wait, you're not supposed to know his name yet.
Anyway, the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named 'Steve'!"
No, that's not right. The bartender says "Hey Steve!"... Nope.
Hold on, the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink called a grass.." ..No wait.. Got it!
"Hey! We have a drink n...

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