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Backstreet Jokes

Why does The Backstreet Boys make a bad cardiac specialist?

Because they'll tell you it's nothing but a heartache

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Me: I’m scared of the Backstreet Boys

Therapist: tell me why


Me: *screams*

Why did my girlfriend leave?

My girlfriend said we had to have a serious talk. She had enough of me constantly singing “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys. She said if I didn’t stop singing that song, she was done with the relationship and would leave.

I said, “Tell me why?”

my wife told me to stop singing backstreet boys songs

I replied, "tell me why"

Normal back: hurts, backstreet back:

Alright

What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

Two nuns were riding their bicylces down the backstreets of Rome, one old one and one young one. The young one sighs and says "wow, I've never come this way before"

The other nun said “It’s the cobblestones.”

What did the backstreet boys say after they kept screwing up during practice?

We are so not n'sync

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I finally admit that I have a problem and I decide to see a therapist

Therapist: what brings you in today?

Me: I find myself very anxious in social situations

Therapist: please explain

Me: right now all my friends are obsessed with the Backstreet Boys and they always play “I want it that way”

Therapist: and this bothers you?

Me: I ha...

Thats not how the song goes...

You were singing backstreet boys and i was singing “in sync”

Jack The Ripper once auditioned for a men's music group.

Apparently, he wasn't the sort of Backstreet Boy they were after.

Back Pain

A normal person's back:

* Will hurt over time
* Pretty boring overall
* Has a lot of dumb bones


Backstreets back:

* Alright

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So I went to the therapist...

Therapist: So what seems to be the problem?



Me: Well I am afraid of the Backstreet Boys



Therapist? Tell me why...



Me: Screams

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A man is told by a friend that he needs to seek some help for his irrational fear

So he goes to see a new therapist. The therapist asks the man what his fear is. The man responds:

"I am afraid of the Backstreet Boys"


The Therapist then responds:


"Tell me why"

Two Drunks and a Dog

Two extremely drunk men were stumbling toward home after leaving the bar one night. As they staggered through the backstreets they noticed a dog sitting on his front porch giving his tackle a hearty tongue bath. One of the men turns to the other and says

"You know, I wish I could to do that."...

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A man walks into a therapist for his first session

Man: “I am extremely scared of the Backstreet Boys, I think they are after me”

Therapist: “Tell me why?”

Man: “oh my god”

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Dave comes back from his Italian holiday...

... and he's telling his friends about it in the pub.
"Whilst we were there, the Pope gave a speech at the Vatican." he says. "I went along."
"What did you go for?" one of his mates asks. "You're an atheist."
"I know... but it was just one of those 'once in a lifetime' things, you kno...

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