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Harvest Festival Jokes

Why couldn't lil Sebastian make a speech at the harvest festival?

He was a little horse.

What did one witch say to the other at the harvest festival?

That's macabre

The Lone Ranger’s Last Request

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ..

"In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"

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