I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas.

Keeps them on their toes.

What kind of train is a ballerina?

A tutu train!


I thank my 7 year old for this and making me laugh at something so silly.

If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have?

Two, too

Give the ballerina a drink

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore he...

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don’t wake up the audience!

How does the footless ballerina twirl around?

Widdershins.

Today is a ballerinas favorite day...

Its 2-2

A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear...

But I just couldn't put tu and tu together.

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

[NSFW] Drink for ballerina

This big, nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man out there will buy a lady a drink?” The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to igno...

How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?

She does a split and sticks to the floor.

What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week

Tu-Tu Tuesday

I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.

I just put two and two together.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...5,6,7,8!

A fat lady walks into a bar.

She raise her arm showing off her hairy armpits and says “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” A drunk guy in the back says “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”

This goes on a few more times. “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”
...

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father on his way home suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shoppi...

What’s red and white and can’t turn around in an elevator?

A ballerina with a javelin through her head.

This woman, who has never shaved her armpits, is sitting in a bar...

This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so, as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every twenty minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink.

This goes on all night. The ot...

A woman walks into a bar

and very loudly asks for a drink. She glares at the men drinking there, raises her arm and points around the bar. "Is there a gentleman here who'll buy a lady a drink?"

When she raises her arm, it is obvious she neither showers nor shaves her armpits. Most of the men look away, but one little...

This woman walks into a bar.

She has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits.
She sits down raises her arm and says,"Bartender I would like a drink."
Theres an old drunk sitting next to her.
Slurring he says,"Barkeep I would like to buy the ballerina a drink."
She accepts,drinks it,raises her arm again to get...

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