How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.
The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".
If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have?
Give the ballerina a drink
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, What man here will buy a lady a drink?
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore he...
What do you call the costume of a ballerina with one leg?
Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?
So they don’t wake up the audience!
How does the footless ballerina twirl around?
Today is a ballerinas favorite day...
What do you call a short ballerina in 2017?
A midget spinner.
[NSFW] Drink for ballerina
This big, nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man out there will buy a lady a drink?” The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to igno...
Why are ballerinas so vigilant?
They are always kept on their toes.
A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear...
But I just couldn't put tu and tu together.
How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?
She does a split and sticks to the floor.
What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week
I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.
I just put two and two together.
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father on his way home suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shoppi...
What’s red and white and can’t turn around in an elevator?
A ballerina with a javelin through her head.
This woman, who has never shaved her armpits, is sitting in a bar...
This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so, as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every twenty minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink.
This goes on all night. The ot...
A woman walks into a bar
and very loudly asks for a drink. She glares at the men drinking there, raises her arm and points around the bar. "Is there a gentleman here who'll buy a lady a drink?"
When she raises her arm, it is obvious she neither showers nor shaves her armpits. Most of the men look away, but one little...
This woman walks into a bar.
She has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits. She sits down raises her arm and says,"Bartender I would like a drink." Theres an old drunk sitting next to her. Slurring he says,"Barkeep I would like to buy the ballerina a drink." She accepts,drinks it,raises her arm again to get...