I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas.

Keeps them on their toes.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two twos.

A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.

The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".

If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have?

Two, too

Give the ballerina a drink

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore he...

What do you call the costume of a ballerina with one leg?

A one-one

Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?

So they don’t wake up the audience!

How does the footless ballerina twirl around?


Today is a ballerinas favorite day...

Its 2-2

What do you call a short ballerina in 2017?

A midget spinner.

[NSFW] Drink for ballerina

This big, nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man out there will buy a lady a drink?” The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to igno...

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear...

But I just couldn't put tu and tu together.

How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in a while?

She does a split and sticks to the floor.

What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week

Tu-Tu Tuesday

I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.

I just put two and two together.

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father on his way home suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shoppi...

What’s red and white and can’t turn around in an elevator?

A ballerina with a javelin through her head.

This woman, who has never shaved her armpits, is sitting in a bar...

This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so, as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every twenty minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink.

This goes on all night. The ot...

A woman walks into a bar

and very loudly asks for a drink. She glares at the men drinking there, raises her arm and points around the bar. "Is there a gentleman here who'll buy a lady a drink?"

When she raises her arm, it is obvious she neither showers nor shaves her armpits. Most of the men look away, but one little...

This woman walks into a bar.

She has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits.
She sits down raises her arm and says,"Bartender I would like a drink."
Theres an old drunk sitting next to her.
Slurring he says,"Barkeep I would like to buy the ballerina a drink."
She accepts,drinks it,raises her arm again to get...