A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar in Dublin ... She raises her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as says to the people sitting at the bar "What man here will buy a woman a drink? The bar went quiet as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the...
What kind of train is a ballerina?
A tutu train!
I thank my 7 year old for this and making me laugh at something so silly.
Thw detective knew immediately which ballerina was the killer.
Because guilty feet have got no rhythm.
How can you tell if a ballerina hasn't taken a bath in while?
She does a split and sticks to the floor.
I never get into arguments with ballerinas
they always have a strong point
If dancers have two eyes then what do ballerinas have?
A woman wearing a dirty basketball jersey walks into a bar. She lifts her arm, showing everyone her hairy armpit. "Would any of you men like to buy me a beer?" she asks.
One man, who has drunk at least fourteen beers already, says, "I'd like to buy the ballerina a beer!"
The bartender says, "Look, sir, I have met many women over the years. Some were more tomboyish than girly, others more girly than tomboyish, but none as tomboyish as this woman. For example, ...
I like to randomly throw things at ballerinas.
Keeps them on their toes.
Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?
So they don’t wake up the audience!
A ballerina stretches her legs out on the bar.
The bartender says "That's really impressive, but you still have to pay".
Today is a ballerinas favorite day...
Why are ballerinas so vigilant?
They are always kept on their toes.
How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A woman with extremely hairy armpits decides to wear a sleeveless dress.
She enters a bus and, finding no seats, is forced to hold the railing on top with the other standing passengers.
A drunk man was standing next to her. "I really admire you ballerinas, you know.“
Confused, she responds," Why would you think I'm a ballerina?“
“It's obvious, " says...
A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear...
But I just couldn't put tu and tu together.
What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week
I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.
I just put two and two together.
A woman with hairy armpits enters a bar..
She sits at the end of the bar and raises her arm to call the bartender and a drunkard would say, "Hey, bartender.. give the ballerina a beer on me.."
This happened two more times and the bartender finally asks, "Tell me, I'm curious.. What makes you say that the woman at the end of the...
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A Girl and Her Sniper Rifle
I had a friend named Sierra once. She was a pretty chill girl. Really only had two defining characteristics about her though, her love of lemon-lime sodas and her innate marksmanship. She was a damn good crackshot.
Her dad was a bit of a gun nut. Owned lots of rifles including a classic...
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Bar...
A fat lady walks into a bar.
She raise her arm showing off her hairy armpits and says “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” A drunk guy in the back says “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.”
This goes on a few more times. “ Who wants to buy this nice lady a drink?” “I will, I’ll buy the ballerina a drink.” ...
This woman, who has never shaved her armpits, is sitting in a bar...
This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so, as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every twenty minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink.
This goes on all night. The ot...
What’s red and white and can’t turn around in an elevator?
A ballerina with a javelin through her head.
A woman walks into a bar
and very loudly asks for a drink. She glares at the men drinking there, raises her arm and points around the bar. "Is there a gentleman here who'll buy a lady a drink?"
When she raises her arm, it is obvious she neither showers nor shaves her armpits. Most of the men look away, but one little...
This woman walks into a bar.
She has the hairiest armpits in the history of armpits. She sits down raises her arm and says,"Bartender I would like a drink." Theres an old drunk sitting next to her. Slurring he says,"Barkeep I would like to buy the ballerina a drink." She accepts,drinks it,raises her arm again to get...
A drunk man gets into the bus and sees a woman who doesn't like to shave her armpits...
Then, the drunk man started to stare at her and yell :
" Ballerina, ballerina ! "
After some time, she got mad and said :
" I'm not a ballerina, why on earth you are saying this ?"
He answered :
"Oh you aren't ? So how is your leg up like this ?"