Did you hear about the man who was seen naked in his greenhouse?
He was caught plants down
(Classic Joke) A woman and her male neighbour each buy greenhouses…
They both decide to grow tomatoes and a few months later they meet up and talk about how they’re getting on.
The man says his are big and red, but the woman says hers are still green and asks the man his secret.
‘Everyday I go in the greenhouse naked. The tomatoes are so embarrassed ...
The day after his wife moved out, a man built a greenhouse in his garden
Her last words before leaving had been "call me when you've grown a pear."
I wish I could see the greenhouse emissions Reddit releases yearly
All the recycling over here at r/jokes must be helpful!
2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds
What a waste of thyme!
What's worse than infected soil in the greenhouse?
A global warming denier in the White House.
Cops raided my home and found some marijuana shrubs in my greenhouse. They asked me how it got there
I told them they were clearly planted there
A group of farming mathmeticians in the Midwest are doing well for themselves
These farmers use their mathmatical expertise to best know how to plot their lands, when to start planting or harvesting, and overall how to have a good yield.
Recently, the state has been pushing for a ban on diesel-engine tractors due to their heavy usage on non-renewable resources and how...
They say people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Thankfully, I'm in a greenhouse, so I can throw all the stones I want.
An elderly couple...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied, he would send ...
Mothers Day Prank Suggestion
I played this simple and harmless joke on my mum a few years back and the family still laughs about it. Here you go:
Go to the local greenhouse or place that sells plants. Buy a really nice flower pot (empty) and a bag of potting soil. This is the key, while you are there snag one of the tags...
A group of Nuns opened a Flower Shop.
The Nuns started selling small bouquets, and after some success moved on to larger arrangements. Their business grew enough that they were eventually the only place in a ten kilometer radius to sell flowers; and gathered a monopoly on the market. One day, a couple of Friars opened another green...