Did you hear about the man who was seen naked in his greenhouse?
He was caught plants down
The day after his wife moved out, a man built a greenhouse in his garden
Her last words before leaving had been "call me when you've grown a pear."
2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds
What a waste of thyme!
I wish I could see the greenhouse emissions Reddit releases yearly
All the recycling over here at r/jokes must be helpful!
Cops raided my home and found some marijuana shrubs in my greenhouse. They asked me how it got there
I told them they were clearly planted there
A group of farming mathmeticians in the Midwest are doing well for themselves
These farmers use their mathmatical expertise to best know how to plot their lands, when to start planting or harvesting, and overall how to have a good yield.
Recently, the state has been pushing for a ban on diesel-engine tractors due to their heavy usage on non-renewable resources and how...
What's worse than infected soil in the greenhouse?
A global warming denier in the White House.
They say people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Thankfully, I'm in a greenhouse, so I can throw all the stones I want.
An elderly couple...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied, he would send ...
I’ve been experimenting with ways to pollinate my greenhouse tomatoes. The best method so far is vibrating blossoms with an electric toothbrush.
My buddy suggested blasting heavy bass to pollinate all of them at once.
He pointed out I would have a soundgarden.
A group of Nuns opened a Flower Shop.
The Nuns started selling small bouquets, and after some success moved on to larger arrangements. Their business grew enough that they were eventually the only place in a ten kilometer radius to sell flowers; and gathered a monopoly on the market. One day, a couple of Friars opened another green...
Mothers Day Prank Suggestion
I played this simple and harmless joke on my mum a few years back and the family still laughs about it. Here you go:
Go to the local greenhouse or place that sells plants. Buy a really nice flower pot (empty) and a bag of potting soil. This is the key, while you are there snag one of the tags...