Emissions Jokes

A man goes to the doctor to complain of a rather severe flatulence problem.
"Doc," he says, "I've been suffering from these silent emissions for a while now, and it's horrible. I mean, last night the wife and I had some friends over and it was happening all night. Thank god they're silent, beca... read more

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Dreamcatchers

All the recycling over here at r/jokes must be helpful!

An old guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I've got silent gas emissions! It's horrible. One last night, nearly killed the dog. Another this morning--and the flies died on the walls. And another just a minute ago. Please, its awful, I'll do anything to cure these... read more

He says "Doctor I've got a huge problem."

The doctor says "What is it?"

He says "I keep getting these silent, smelly, gassy emissions I was with my wife and the Grossmans yesterday and it happened about 100 times during dinner and created a nauseous gas but it was silent so no one new... read more

They do reduce carbon emissions

They both lie about their emissions.