I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying.
It turns out, they were rap scallions.
My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.
But you can call me Rapscallion.
I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.
Curse those wrap-scallions!
This happened just this evening at the grocery store...
I was in the produce section, and happened to notice a rather striking looking woman. We smiled and went about our business, but as I was picking out my green onions, I saw a flash of light, and the woman screamed.
When I turned around, her entire right arm was engulfed in flames! Luckily the...
A potato walks into a bar smoking a joint...
He puts out the joint and sits at the bar and orders a side of bacon. When it arrives he dumps it on his head.
Then he orders a side of green onions. When it arrives he dumps it on his head.
Then he orders a side of cheddar. When it arrives he dumps it on his head.
Last he order...