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I went to the doctor because my testicles were turning a greenish-brown color

He said I have Hazelnuts.

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What is poop with a greenish-yellow hue?

shartreuse

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A guy and girl are walking through the park

when suddenly a spaceship lands nearby. They head over to investigate, and meet a lovely alien couple. They looked and spoke just like humans, although they had a slightly greenish tint to their skin. The couples get to talking, and eventually they arrive on the topic of sex. "How do you have sex," ...

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