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Woad Jokes

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A prostitute said I could have sex with her for a reduced rate of $20.00 because she didn't have a womb. Intrigued, I asked how we would do it.

She said "Acwoss the woad against those wailings"

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Down the road...

A farmer has a horse for sale. The farmer sees a dust cloud heading down the dirt road towards his farm. A truck pulls up, the door opens and a dwarf jumps out.
“I came to see your howrsey.” Says the dwarf. The farmer walks him to stable where he keep the horse. The dwarf looks at the horse and ...

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