Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Bap...
I used to think that Lake Superior was pretty arrogant.
But if you think about it.. All the Great Lakes are completely full of themselves.
Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump...
Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump, so I approached him and said, “Don’t jump!”
And he said, “I’ve got nothing to live for and no one cares about me in the slightest.”
So I replied, “You’re forgetting about God.”
The man s...
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There is a moral to this story
So there was once this fly flying around above the great lakes with no real destination, There was also this salmon stuck forever doomed to a fresh water lake, but it was one of the great lakes so it could have been worse. The salmon had noticed the fly flying around above the lake and thought to i...