What's a horrible icebreaker?

The titanic

What’s not a good icebreaker?

Global warming

Wanna hear an icebreaker?

Fat penguin

LPT: While online dating, try one of the jokes on this sub as an icebreaker.

That way, you can make sure the person is not a weirdo who is on Reddit.

Want to hear a bad icebreaker?

The Titanic.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Whats the best profession to have for dating?

Arctic sailing, since its always handy for icebreakers.

If you meet a woman, start talking about global warming.

It’s a real icebreaker.

So, how about the Titanic?

Sorry, I'm bad at icebreakers.

On a first date I always talk about obese pet penguin

It's a good icebreaker

Never send someone you don’t talk to much a gif of the titanic

It’s a horrible icebreaker

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So I finally got a tinder match yesterday...

And immediately I started of by asking "So have you heard of the titanic?"

She immediately got pissed and blocked me. I guess in retrospect, I shouldn't have started off with that line.

Its not a very good icebreaker.


P.s - I just thought of this while taking a shit on the p...

An environmentalist and a lumberjack are having a discussion on women.

They both are having a tough time talking to women, so they decide to offer each other advice.

Environmentalist: "So what's your best pickup line?"

Lumberjack: "It's more of a steel cable I tie to my truck to haul logs"

Environmentalist: "No I mean what do you first say to them?...

Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!

If you meet someone new, talk about global warming.

Its a really good icebreaker.

if you don't have any conversation starters try the Titanic

wait nvm it's not a good icebreaker

A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks ...

I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny.

It was an icebreaker joke.

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Blonde Research Study

An American research firm is tasked with conducting a study to determine if blonde women truly are less intelligent than everyone else. To do this, they host a convention for blonde women at an airport Hilton. At the orientation meeting, the chief researcher greets the crowd in a large banquet room....

Who's Irish and lives in your back yard?

Patio Furniture!

I got this joke from a great collection of cheezy jokes [here!](http://www.publicradio.org/columns/dinnerpartydownload/2011/08/episode-109-the-2nd-annual-icebreaker-show.html)

For a first date date, my girlfriend wasn't impressed when I tried to drive over the frozen lake drunk.

But, it was an icebreaker.

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