LPT: While online dating, try one of the jokes on this sub as an icebreaker.

That way, you can make sure the person is not a weirdo who is on Reddit.

Want to hear a bad icebreaker?

The Titanic.

What’s not a good icebreaker?

Global warming

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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A good party/bar joke that doesn't work well in Reddit format.

So, this doesn't work here, but I figured I'd post it as it's a good joke to have in the bag for when you're with a group of friends, or as an icebreaker at a bar or gathering or something. It's the long-story format, so you can adlib as much as you like to extend it a bit, but I'll give the framewo...

Never send someone you don’t talk to much a gif of the titanic

It’s a horrible icebreaker

An environmentalist and a lumberjack are having a discussion on women.

They both are having a tough time talking to women, so they decide to offer each other advice.

Environmentalist: "So what's your best pickup line?"

Lumberjack: "It's more of a steel cable I tie to my truck to haul logs"

Environmentalist: "No I mean what do you first say to them?...

Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!

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So I finally got a tinder match yesterday...

And immediately I started of by asking "So have you heard of the titanic?"

She immediately got pissed and blocked me. I guess in retrospect, I shouldn't have started off with that line.

Its not a very good icebreaker.


P.s - I just thought of this while taking a shit on the p...

If you meet someone new, talk about global warming.

Its a really good icebreaker.

if you don't have any conversation starters try the Titanic

wait nvm it's not a good icebreaker

A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks ...

I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny.

It was an icebreaker joke.

For a first date date, my girlfriend wasn't impressed when I tried to drive over the frozen lake drunk.

But, it was an icebreaker.

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Blonde Research Study

An American research firm is tasked with conducting a study to determine if blonde women truly are less intelligent than everyone else. To do this, they host a convention for blonde women at an airport Hilton. At the orientation meeting, the chief researcher greets the crowd in a large banquet room....

Who's Irish and lives in your back yard?

Patio Furniture!

I got this joke from a great collection of cheezy jokes [here!](http://www.publicradio.org/columns/dinnerpartydownload/2011/08/episode-109-the-2nd-annual-icebreaker-show.html)