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Icebreaker Jokes

Wanna hear an icebreaker?

Fat penguin

Want to hear a bad icebreaker?

The Titanic.

What's a horrible icebreaker?

The titanic

LPT: While online dating, try one of the jokes on this sub as an icebreaker.

That way, you can make sure the person is not a weirdo who is on Reddit.

If you don't know what to talk about on a first date try mentioning Global Warming.

It's a huge icebreaker.

What’s not a good icebreaker?

Global warming

An environmentalist and a lumberjack are having a discussion on women.

They both are having a tough time talking to women, so they decide to offer each other advice.

Environmentalist: "So what's your best pickup line?"

Lumberjack: "It's more of a steel cable I tie to my truck to haul logs"

Environmentalist: "No I mean what do you first say to them?...

cruise ship, war ship, sail ship, cargo ship, battle ship, tanker ship, icebreaker ship

all kind of ship have made their trip to Liverpool

all except Premiership

If you meet a woman, start talking about global warming.

It’s a real icebreaker.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So I finally got a tinder match yesterday...

And immediately I started of by asking "So have you heard of the titanic?"

She immediately got pissed and blocked me. I guess in retrospect, I shouldn't have started off with that line.

Its not a very good icebreaker.


P.s - I just thought of this while taking a shit on the p...

Whats the best profession to have for dating?

Arctic sailing, since its always handy for icebreakers.

So, how about the Titanic?

Sorry, I'm bad at icebreakers.

Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!

On a first date I always talk about obese pet penguin

It's a good icebreaker

Never send someone you don’t talk to much a gif of the titanic

It’s a horrible icebreaker

if you don't have any conversation starters try the Titanic

wait nvm it's not a good icebreaker

I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny.

It was an icebreaker joke.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks ...

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Blonde Research Study

An American research firm is tasked with conducting a study to determine if blonde women truly are less intelligent than everyone else. To do this, they host a convention for blonde women at an airport Hilton. At the orientation meeting, the chief researcher greets the crowd in a large banquet room....

Deep in the arctic, a fortress sits. This is Legion Prison, where all Supervillains are jailed.

And the Warden is having a very difficult time. In the beginning, it wasn’t so hard. A handful of villains can’t get up to too much trouble without their tools and weapon.

But as the prison filled up, things began to get more difficult.

MechaSlayer kept trying to fight Robo-Con.
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