Early one morning a fat kid was sitting in an airport terminal eating a giant size candy bar.
An older man strolled by and saw the boy.
He stopped abruptly and asked "Hey kid, do you think it's a good idea to be eating a giant candy bar for breakfast?"
The boy replied "I don't know, but my grandpappy lived to be 102 years old."
The old man said "I'm sure he did, but he ...
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Pleading to the r/jokes community. Can we please stop all the "this is an old joke" comments?
I mean, every joke that makes it to the front page has the obligatory "this is an old joke", "I've heard this before" comment. Unless the OP literally made the joke up themselves, then *every* joke on here has been heard before. My internal response to those comments is always "NO SHIT."
Goodnight Mom, goodnight dad.
A father was tucking his youngest daughter to bed one night after he finished reading her daily bedtime story. Just as he finally kissed her on the forehead, she said - "Goodnight Mom, goodnight Dad, goodbye forever Grandpappy"
The father was a little disturbed by the last part but shook it o...
Two old men are talking about capital punishment
The first old man says "I never did like it. My grandpappy was the last man hanged in this here state", Second old timer, is surprised since they've known each other for a long time, "You never told me that before, -what did he do?" First man thinks about it for a second and answers, "we...