My dad just won the nonexistent Grammy joke competition.
We're watching the Grammys as a family when the Sam Hunt and Carrie Underwood performance came up. We watched it in silence and then talked about the performance once it finished. My mother thought Sam Hunt looked similar to someone and thus the joke begins:
Mom: "Hmm. That guy looks like som...
I read that Logic's touching performance at the Grammys tripled calls to the suicide prevention line,
Apparently Fergie's national anthem more than quintupled them
I was watching the Grammys when something hit me
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A group of friends decide to create a punk rock band...
... and they decided to name the band after an obscenity. Since these friends were totally uncreative, they decided to name the band 'Shit', because their music was the shit. They stayed true to the classic, three-chord punk everyone from the 80s was familiar with.
Shit started getting popul...