What do an umbrella and the 12th Academy Award winner have in common?

They're both gone with the wind.

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an academy award?

He was out standing in his field.

The Ninety-Second Academy Awards

Sure seemed like the show was longer than that.

Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.

JK

Matthew McConaughey walked into a deli to order a sandwich

“What can I get for you?” the shopkeep asked.

Matthew replied, “well my good man, you see I’ve had the good fortune of becoming a world renown celebrity, an academy award winning actor, I’ve played some of the most iconic roles in television history, and I’m even known for my whimsical yet c...

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