Oscars Jokes - 28 Hilarious Oscars Jokes

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Just found out that the Oscars is a big fucking lie all the way along

Those people they invite to their ceremonies are all paid actors

A mosquito was flying around an Oscars party.

First it bothered Emma Watson, then it landed on Natalie Portman. It then flew over to pester Jessica Alba and finally Gal Gadot before it was caught by security. During its interrogation, it confessed "I can't help it. I'm a sucker for a pretty face."

I was just watching the Oscars...

And a hockey game broke out.

My Oscars speech

I have to thank my arms for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me and my fingers because i could always count on them.

Who is hosting next year’s Oscars?

Jerry Springer.

It's crazy how many people are talking about the Oscars across all my social media feeds

Everything is popping up everywhere, all at once

The 94th Oscars now known as the...

Oscar De La Hoya's.

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Why don't porn movies win Oscars?

Because the plots are full of holes.

Slapping a comedian on stage at the oscars?

Say what you Will, but that’s a bald move.

I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars...

He didn't get it.

Why did Will Smith slap Chris at Oscars instead of punching

Coz Paper beats Rock.

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Why aren’t porno movies included in the Oscars?

I mean winning an Oscar pretending to be the Queen of England is one thing, but looking like you’re enjoying two dicks in your ass, now THAT’S acting.

Well, I for one, LOVED the new format of the Oscars.

Will definitely be a HIT!

People keep saying Will Smith hit rock bottom at the Oscars

But I'm pretty sure he slapped him in the face.

Why was Spike Lee mad after the Oscars?

Jussie Smollett got the Oscars for writing, producing and directing BlackKlansmen

Hopefully Will Smith’s mom didn’t watch the Oscars.

He might have to move back in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

Didn't see Liam Neeson at the Oscars last night.

Must be on a blacklist

Oscars experience mistake awarding Best Picture to Moonlight...

Hollywood blames Russian hacking

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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A man went to a gigantic zoo to visit his buddy Oscar [LONG]

Once there, he marveled at all the animals in their different habitats. Still in awe, he then asked one of the employees where he could find Oscar.

"Oscar? I know two Oscars who work here. Are you looking for Oscar Peterson or Oscar Cocks?"

"Oscar Peterson is ...

What's the difference between James Corden and a Sesame Street puppeteer?

The puppeteer has touched more Oscars.

Oh snap..I missed the Oscars again.

That makes 35 years in a row now.

I am 110% sure that I am FAR from the first person to think of this joke, but I promise I came by it independently. What did Chris Rock have on his face when he left the Oscars?

Will Smith’s Fresh Prints.

It's ironic that Parasite won.

Because there was no host for the Oscars.

Huh? Huh?
I'll show myself out.

Thank you for the silver star!. My first!

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If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars...

wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.

A Hollywood janitor decided to try his hand at directing

He's billing himself as "the director who swept the Oscars"

I want to repaint my room a shade of white...

...but I can't decide between "eggshell", "beige", or "2016 Oscars".

Say what you will...

At an all-time-low rating, Will Smith single-handedly saved the Oscars.

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