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Goofing Jokes

My chemistry teacher exploded when he caught me goofing around in the lab

I accidentally made nitroglycerin.

Little Johnny is goofing off in math class and Ms. McHeiney calls on him.

"Johnny, three birds are sitting on a fence, you shoot one of them how many are left." Johnny sits up straight and says "none, the bang would make the others fly away." Ms. McHeiney says, "well, the answer is two, but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says "OK, I have one for y...

A woman goes into a restaurant with 15 kids.

The kids start goofing around while she's talking to the waitress. The mom gets impatient and yells, "Eddy! Stop that! Or else!" All 15 boys suddenly sit down, obedient and quiet.

The waitress asks, **"Did you really name all 15 of your boys Eddy?"**

"Yup," says the woman. "Makes it ea...

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The great thing about goofy people is that they're always goofing off

Now jerks on the other hand...

2 little kids, Billy and Tom, are goofing around in a cannibal village. Billys mum sticks her head out and yells...

"Billy, stop playing with your food!"
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