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I've got a wisecrack about faeces....

...it's a shit joke.

What do you call an intelligent cocaine?

A wise-crack.
And a cocaine who makes a lot of jokes?
A wisecracking wise-crack.

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Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer

Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer. When He enters John's office, John figures out what's going on and starts laughing hysterically. "What's up with the scythe? You look like an out-of-work farmer", he says. Red with embarrassment, Death storms out.

The next day,...

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My pal got Einstein tattooed onto his arsehole.

He's such a wisecrack.

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I wedged a philosophy book between my butt cheeks

Now I have a wisecrack in any situation

What's the difference between a smart white guy and someone who tells jokes all the time?

Nothing. They're both wisecrackers.

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