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Wisecrack Jokes

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I've got a wisecrack about faeces....

...it's a shit joke.

A man climbed a mountain in search of the legendary Monk of the Moon, said to be the wisest man to ever live...

The man explored the mountainside until he found the monk's cave. "Oh, great Monk of the Moon, what is the meaning of life?"

The monk turned around and lowered his pants. A voice came from his rear end. "One day, your life will end. What you do with that knowledge determines your life's mea...

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I wedged a philosophy book between my butt cheeks

Now I have a wisecrack in any situation

What do you call an intelligent cocaine?

A wise-crack.
And a cocaine who makes a lot of jokes?
A wisecracking wise-crack.

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My pal got Einstein tattooed onto his arsehole.

He's such a wisecrack.

What's the difference between a smart white guy and someone who tells jokes all the time?

Nothing. They're both wisecrackers.

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Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer

Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer. When He enters John's office, John figures out what's going on and starts laughing hysterically. "What's up with the scythe? You look like an out-of-work farmer", he says. Red with embarrassment, Death storms out.

The next day,...

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