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Goanna Jokes

My mum asked me if I had taken my lizard for a walk...

... I told her I was goanna do it later.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Nazi walks into a bar and finds a guy called Kyle

He sits down, and Kyle tells him 'I bet I can make that dude over there disappear'. The Nazi, after seeing the skull cap on the man, agrees but says 'I don't think it's goanna work'. Kyle ignores this, and waves his hands three times, then points dramatically at him.


Nothing happens.
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