If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul."

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Woman Attacks her Husband

This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars.

Judge: "First Offender?"

Woman: "No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."

Bruce Springsteen...

after a long successful life finally dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Bruce! We're so glad you're finally here! God's a big fan, you know."

Bruce, of course, is flabbergasted. "Really?"

"You bet! In fact, he's arranged to have the whole E ...

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