Gas Mask Jokes

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

“I can’t do the gas thing – the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!” ... read more

A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too .

The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his f... read more

It was agreed that to determine the smelliest , they would base it on the number of flies that landed on their respective feces.

The first guy proceeds to take a . After a short while, a sizable number of flies swooped in.

The second dude does his worst and unloads a big one. A... read more