Domino Jokes

Regardless there is an 8 inch meat feast on the way and I’m scared.

Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes

Apparently the pizza dough had the Mark of The Yeast.

I almost choked to death on double six.

Ain’t it a shame.

R.I.P. Fats

He said, “I’m the only one who chooses pizza toppings.”

And you love it.

Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.

Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.

That's the domino effect.

Stay safe!

She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings.

Pizza-rrhea

^(The salesgirl asked him: Do you want your usual?, deep pan, crisp and even?)

It’s for after you’ve had the hots with the box with the dots....

Dominoes

It's known as the domino's effect.

I don't know but Dominos

Who fell onto another family member, Who fell onto another family member, Who fell onto another family member, Who fell onto another family member...

If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I ordered six pizzas and didn't collect them.

Domi doesn't know

you'd have to make your own pizza

It had a really long setup, but in the end it fell flat.

yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down.

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them... read more

The power of crust compels you.

I ordered another pizza to calm my nerves and the second delivery man noticed the body, so I had to kill him too. Now I feel even more nervous so I ordered yet another pizza. I think it’s starting to become a domino effect.

1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
3) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look t... read more

He said, "What would you like on top of that?"

I said, "Nothing, just the pizza."

Someone bumped into one of them and it topples over, and knocks down the next one, which knocks down the next one, and the next one.

It was the Domino's effect.

Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!

Idk, I guess it was a Domino effect

I'm so sorry....

I said, "Hi, there! Do you guys do deliveries?"

He said, "Yes, sir, of course—and we'd be glad to do one for you."

"Superb," I said. "Because I've got a Domino's Pizza ready to be picked up."

“Fella over there sold me a bunch of dominoes, a paint can, a ball, and a mousetrap”

“What in the hell would you need all that junk for?”

“He said I can use it to crack an egg”

“You’re such a rube, Goldberg”

That's the domino effect

Take the Domino's sign off the roof.

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook pass... read more

A group of country friends from the Wildwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.

When it came time for Tom and Karen to be the hosts, Karen wanted to outdo all the others. Karen decided to have mushroom-sm... read more

Dominos: "We don't do liver."

Man with hand over the phone whispering to his wife, "I thought you said they do the liver?"

Wife: "I said they do deliver."

Man: "Not according to this guy."

Ted was the landlord of the Nag's Head pub. Every night, the same guys would turn up, have a few pints of beer, share a conversation and the occasional game of darts or dominoes. At 8pm every night, Ted would receive a visit from one of his other regulars - Champ, a stray dog who always came for a b... read more