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Krypton Jokes

Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?

It didn't get much of a reaction.




^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now

Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon and argon walk into a bar.

The bartender shouts at them: "GET OUT!"

They didn't react.

What do you call a soup bowl from Krypton?!

Well ... *a kryptonian soup bowl*, obviously.

What was the money called on Superman’s home planet?

Kryptoncurrency

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Helium

Helium walks into a bar, where he sees Argon, Krypton, and Neon sitting at a table. They cast dirty looks in his direction. Neon stands up and shouts across the bar, "Get your ass out of here! You don't deserve to be a noble gas, and they won't serve your kind here!"

Helium does not react.

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