Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon and argon walk into a bar.
The bartender shouts at them: "GET OUT!"
They didn't react.
Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?
It didn't get much of a reaction.
What do you call a soup bowl from Krypton?!
Well ... *a kryptonian soup bowl*, obviously.
What was the money called on Superman’s home planet?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Helium walks into a bar, where he sees Argon, Krypton, and Neon sitting at a table. They cast dirty looks in his direction. Neon stands up and shouts across the bar, "Get your ass out of here! You don't deserve to be a noble gas, and they won't serve your kind here!"
Helium does not react.