Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon and argon walk into a bar.

The bartender shouts at them: "GET OUT!"

They didn't react.

What do you call it when Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church?

Noble Masses.

Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?

It didn't get much of a reaction.




^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now

What do you call a soup bowl from Krypton?!

Well ... *a kryptonian soup bowl*, obviously.

What was the money called on Superman’s home planet?

Kryptoncurrency

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Helium

Helium walks into a bar, where he sees Argon, Krypton, and Neon sitting at a table. They cast dirty looks in his direction. Neon stands up and shouts across the bar, "Get your ass out of here! You don't deserve to be a noble gas, and they won't serve your kind here!"

Helium does not react.

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