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Facemask Jokes

Have you been wearing your glasses while wearing a facemask?

If so, you might be entitled to condensation.

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Every single facemask I've ever put on.....

They all smell like cock, or is that just me?

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How effective is your facemask

You can test how effective your facemask is at home. Go to the bathroom and take a shit. Then put on your facemask and try to smell. If you can smell it, then you just proved your facemask doesn't filter shit.

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Sex is like facemasks

It's recommended, not required.

A big nose isn’t an excuse for not wearing a facemask

I mean, I still wear underwear

"Did you hear? We have to wear facemasks now."

"Says WHO?"

I don't understand why it's important that everyone wears facemasks the proper way.

Those who don't cover their noses are mouth-breathers anyways.

Yesterday two guys with facemasks enter the bank I work at.

Thankfully it was just a regular robbery.

Why are CDC's covid guidelines not complete

Today they told us that a facemask and gloves are enough to be safe outside, and when I came outside I saw everybody is wearing clothes.

Yo mama's so ugly

She took off her facemask during quarantine and was arrested for indecent exposure

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