"Did you hear? We have to wear facemasks now."

"Says WHO?"

I don't understand why it's important that everyone wears facemasks the proper way.

Those who don't cover their noses are mouth-breathers anyways.

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Sex is like facemasks

It's recommended, not required.

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How effective is your facemask

You can test how effective your facemask is at home. Go to the bathroom and take a shit. Then put on your facemask and try to smell. If you can smell it, then you just proved your facemask doesn't filter shit.

Yesterday two guys with facemasks enter the bank I work at.

Thankfully it was just a regular robbery.

Yo mama's so ugly

She took off her facemask during quarantine and was arrested for indecent exposure

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