Landscape Gardeners

I've been trying to get someone to redo my garden, but i'm not having much luck.

I've found several landscape gardeners, but mine is portrait.

[NSFW] Why did the gardeners wife file for a divorce?

Because he didn't want to de-flower her

Why do pimps make good gardeners

Because they are used to garden hose

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I'm gonna make an adult website for gardeners

it's gonna be called hydropornic

Many gardeners mistakenly refer to the short, bearded statues they decorate their gardens with as "Elves".

It's a common misgnomer.

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