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Rhododendron?

I can't even ride a horse.

The Mother Superior assembles all the nuns

"This morning," she announces, "the gardener found a condom in the rhododendron bushes!"

Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"

"And it had been used!" the Mother Superior adds.

Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"

"...And there was a h...

"Dad what is the name of that flower?"

"Well son, that's a rhododendron"

"How do you spell that?"

"On second thought, I think that's a rose"

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