"This morning," she announces, "the gardener found a condom in the rhododendron bushes!"
Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"
"And it had been used!" the Mother Superior adds.
Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!"
"...And there was a h...
"Dad what is the name of that flower?"
"Well son, that's a rhododendron"
"How do you spell that?"
"On second thought, I think that's a rose"
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