A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers one morning

The engineer was pretty angry:
"What about them? We have to wait here for 15 minutes!"
The doctor agrees:
"I don't know, but I've never seen such an inability!"
The pastor said:
"Hey, here comes the groundsman. Let's talk to him! Hey, George, what about this one?
The group in fr...

A director, an accountant and and engineer go for a round of golf...

By the time they get to the fourth, there's a bunch of guys thrashing around blocking the course. The director calls over a groundsman and says "Who the hell are those bloody idiots up ahead?"
"Ah yes sir, they're from the local school for the blind."
"You mean they're actually blind?" Says th...

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