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Gaga Jokes

What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?

Raw raw raw raw raw

Lady GaGa and the GooGoo Dolls are coming out with a children's album.

It's called GooGooGaGa

Lady Gaga once dated a fish

He felt that the relationship was abusive.



He was a cod in a bad romance.

What is Lady Gaga’s favorite Egyptian god?

RA RA OOH LA LA

How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?

Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!

What did the wind turbine say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a HUGE fan!

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What does Lady Gaga call her sextape?

Bed romance

How does Lady Gaga unzip files on windows?

RAR, RAR-ah-ah-ah.

Why did Lady Gaga cross the road?

Because she was wearing the chicken.

How do you shut lady Gaga up?

You poker face.

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Do you have the Lady Gaga Oreos?

Customer: Excuse me, do you have new Lady Gaga Oreos?

Employee: I'm sorry, we only have the Cardi B ones.

Customer: What's that like?

Employee: Soggy. It's a wet-ass cookie.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke her face.

A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it.

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants.

Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why do babies want to use the internet?

So they can Google Gaga.

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[NSFW!] What's Lady gaga's favourite way to have sex?

Raw raw, raw raw raw!

Why did Lady Gaga throw the lettuce out

Cuz it was a bad romaine

A baby helped me out the other day...

I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"

He replied: "Google Gaga"

Turned on the radio to hear "Shallow". I'm not a fan so switched stations and got "Bad Romance". I also don't like that so tried a third station and got "Poker Face".

It seems that, all I hear is radio Gaga.

Lady Gaga Performed at the Prison today.

Might I say that the Audience were Captivated.

What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite kind of meat?

Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw

I Love how music takes me to another place.

For example, when Lady Gaga is playing at a bar, I immediately move to another.

Who doesn’t like Lady Gaga’s wardrobe ?

Her drycleaner

Did you hear Sushi Restaurants are about to release a new type of roll?

It is the Lady Gaga Roll, and it is served Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw

A good romance starts with a foundation of trust, friendship and mutual respect

A bad romance starts with rah rah-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma gaga ooh-la-la.

Airport security

Recently at the L.A. airport they searched Lady Gaga for three hours. As she was getting OFF the plane!

What bugged her most was, six of the guards were from another airport.

Why was lady gaga's romance so bad?

There wasn't enough chemistry.

(My girlfriend bet me that no one would get my joke.)

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Perspective

Did you see that Lady GaGa nude shoot in Vogue?

Its' a little graphic.

You can almost see her Gucci.

Hey, didja hear that Johnny Rzeznik and Stefani Germanotta are forming a new band?

They're going to call it "Googoo Gaga".

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Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer

Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer. When He enters John's office, John figures out what's going on and starts laughing hysterically. "What's up with the scythe? You look like an out-of-work farmer", he says. Red with embarrassment, Death storms out.

The next day,...

How I became famous at a hospital during a surgery.

So to give some background information. I was 12 years old at the time and at Emory Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia. The reason why was so I could get a tumor out of my eyeball, which was usually a sign of cancer in people in their 50s-60s, not when they are 12. So when I was in the waiting room for my...

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