Justin Timberlake to star in Dark Crystal reboot

Working title: "Bringing Skeksis Back"

Lebron James is like Justin Timberlake.

No matter how good he his, he will never be Michael.

Justin Timberlake is bad at geography

He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.

Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic.

Take a moment to let that N'Sync

What's the same as Justin Timberlake?

Recentlyentered Woodwater

In 2002 Justin Timberlake made a hit song about Eastern European waterways.

It specifically talks about a river in Crimea.

(edit: I originally got my Justins mixed up, thanks for the comments :) )

So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.

It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.

What's Justin Timberlakes favorite part of Eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

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What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common?

A dick in a box

Misunderstood JT

In the early 2000s Justin Timberlake did a tour in Eastern Europe and had a stop in southern Ukraine.

After playing a show in Sevastopol he had some down time so he travelled the countryside, and was amazed by the stunning beauty of the peninsula's nature and wildlife. He backpacked through ...

Where do you catch a Lance Bass?

In a Timberlake!

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Steve was always bragging about how he knew virtually any famous person you could name.

One day, his co-worker Ben got sick of him and said "Oh yeah?! Prove it!" to which Steve calmly replied: "Okay, wanna come with me to visit Justin Timberlake tomorrow?" Ben agreed, if only because Steve was paying for both of their tickets to Los Angeles. The next day, Ben remained skeptical all the...

My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.

I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake.

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