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Timberlake Jokes

Justin Timberlake announces that he will be joining the war in Ukrain.

Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River

Justin Timberlake just announced he was dyslexic.

Take a moment to let that N'Sync.

Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side Ukrainian Forces

His first task… Crimea River

Lebron James is like Justin Timberlake.

No matter how good he his, he will never be Michael.

Justin Timberlake is under pressure from the US government to reveal the location of his secret fishing villa in war-torn Ukraine.

His only response is, Crimea River.

Justin Timberlake to star in Dark Crystal reboot

Working title: "Bringing Skeksis Back"

Have you heard Justin Timberlake's hit song about his favorite Ukrainian body of water?

The Crimea River

What's the same as Justin Timberlake?

Recentlyentered Woodwater

In 2002 Justin Timberlake made a hit song about Eastern European waterways.

It specifically talks about a river in Crimea.

(edit: I originally got my Justins mixed up, thanks for the comments :) )

Where does Justin Timberlake wash his dishes?

In sink

What's Justin Timberlakes favorite part of Eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

Three people today told me that I look like Justin Timberlake

Guess they were pretty nsync with that comparison.

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What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common?

A dick in a box

So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.

It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.

My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.

I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake.

Misunderstood JT

In the early 2000s Justin Timberlake did a tour in Eastern Europe and had a stop in southern Ukraine.

After playing a show in Sevastopol he had some down time so he travelled the countryside, and was amazed by the stunning beauty of the peninsula's nature and wildlife. He backpacked through ...

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Steve was always bragging about how he knew virtually any famous person you could name.

One day, his co-worker Ben got sick of him and said "Oh yeah?! Prove it!" to which Steve calmly replied: "Okay, wanna come with me to visit Justin Timberlake tomorrow?" Ben agreed, if only because Steve was paying for both of their tickets to Los Angeles. The next day, Ben remained skeptical all the...

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2020 one-ish liners

2020 so far:
-Welp, I guess somebody finally fracked their way through the wrong Native burial site.

-You think 7 years bad luck for breaking a mirror is bad? You should see what happens when you let polar ice caps melt.

-Nobody’s trying to keep the Jews as slaves again are they? ‘...

An elite club in New York City hosts its annual banquet...

It is known for upholding a number of very picky rules, notably a strict dress code.

Justin Timberlake walks to the door wearing a sports coat and khakis. The bouncer says, "You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."

Leonardo Dicaprio walks to the door wearing a collared shirt, for...

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