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Rihanna Jokes

I forgot who Rihanna’s boyfriend was

But then it hit me
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Rihanna had “Work, work, work, work, work” as the original lyrics

Her producer told her it needs more work.
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Rihanna was asked; "why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"

She replied:


"Beats the hell outta me"

How did Rihanna find out that Chris Brown was cheating?

She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
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Rihanna says chains and whips excite her

I doubt her ancestors felt the same way.
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My life is just like Rihanna's new song.

Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!
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Rihanna’s beauty kit is selling well...

...imagine if she sold umbrellas.
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Rihanna, Usher and Justin Bieber were walking over a bridge..........

Rihanna trips and gets her head stuck between the railings.


Without a sideways glance, Usher pulls aside her G-String and fucks her senseless.


He stands back and tells Justin, "Your turn!"


Justin burst out into tears.


"Whats wrong?", asks Usher.

...

what's black, white, and red all over?

Rihanna's halftime show.
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What happened when Chris Brown bought the mansion next to Rihanna's?

\[Ri moved\]
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Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night.

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.
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Why didn't Rihanna date Tommy Wiseau?

Because he did not hit her.
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Why does Rihanna love Chris Brown's jokes?

He delivers the punch lines well.
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Why did Rihanna get back with Chris Brown?

Because she didn't want to be a one hit wonder.
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What snack would Rihanna eat when she's high?

Baked Brieanna
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Why did Rihanna abandon the Catholic faith?

She found love in a Popeless place.
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What did Rihanna say to her Grandmother with Alzheimer's?

Oh nana, What's my name?
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Rihanna.

Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle.

Rihanna is now a fan of the Kansas City Royals.

They don't beat anyone.
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New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time.

It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.
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When it comes to early 2000s R&B, nothing beats Rihanna...

Except maybe Chris Brown
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Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis.

Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.
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What do you call a fat Rihanna?

Arihanna Grande
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Why doesn't Rihanna tell her boyfriend jokes anymore?

He always beats her to the punchline.
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Someone asked me who do I prefer "Chris Brown or Rihanna?"

Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.
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Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers?

Because they don't beat anybody.
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Rihanna called me years ago and asked if she should date Chris Brown.

I said "If you want to knock yourself out".
Poor thing heard it as "If you want to, knock yourself out".
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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.
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I heard that Chris Brown entered a Rihanna look-alike competition.

I thought he was insane, but you know what they say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her?

The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers.
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Chris Brown is releasing a new album

It's called "My Greatest hits", There is some hard hits feat. Rihanna, Usher and a lot of unconfirmed "Artists".

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What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset?

Bitch, don't kill my Vive.

If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs.

Bees Better Have My Honey
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I invented a new game similar to rock paper scissors.

You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.

You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.

Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Bro...
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One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?"

She replies: "Beats me".
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So Chris Brown has quit music...

Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.
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Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong.

Someone told me there’s an easy fix,
I just hope they’re Rihanna.
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Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie...

Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back.
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I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype.

After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.
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