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Why does Nicki Minaj like sitting on ferns?

Because she loves her butt in plants.

Why shouldn’t you disrespect Nicki Minaj?

She’ll make another song about it. Nobody wants that.

Why did Niki Minaj start melting when she used vaseline?

Because vaseline breaks down plastic

What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies?

Turn the radio back on

Nicki Minaj researched her family tree and discovered she was part American Indian.

The tribe: Arapahoe.

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea....

Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?

Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins.

After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.

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What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack?

Silicone Valley

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans

What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj?

She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.

When you go to a regular birthday party, there’s one cake

When you go to Nicki Minaj’s birthday party, there’s *two* cakes

I was talking to my husband in bed the other night when he said three words that reminded me of why I married him...

..."Who's Nicki Minaj?"

"Why is that cotton candy talking?"

"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"

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