Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked.

He replies "I've got U babe"

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Woman meets the Italian

One day, a woman has a date with a French guy at his hotel room, floor 10. The french guy makes the balcony in a romantic mood, wine, food so the woman can enjoy the time with him.

After some time, woman asks the french guy:

Woman: If I would be your girlfriend, how would you treat me?...

My wife left me because of my obsession with Cher.

If I could turn back time

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Cher should release an album called "Noble"...

That shit would blow up.

Regardless of all her great work, why has Cher never been considered for the Nobel Peace prize?

No one wants another Cher-Nobel.

What did Cher say to the orphan pig she rescued?

Babe, I got you babe.

Hey arenโ€™t you the guy that pronounces Chers name wrong?

Sure

Cloud of vape

Just walked through someone's cloud of vape smoke and came out the other side as 'CHER' on 'Star in their eyes'.

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Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title:

Cher the Meatloaf

What is a Communists favorite musician?

Cher

If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment.

That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.

A riddle for the day

A riddle for the day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.<...

Who's the most generous celebrity?

Cher

A feudal peasant declares that he no longer wants to be a farmer. He wants to tear down his farm an build a nuclear reactor there instead. Further, he says that he fears no punishment from any peasant, soldier, or king.

Another peasant turns to him and asks: "uh, ok, but whattabout cher' noble?"

A police officer walks into an interrogation room.

"It's over, buddy," he says smugly, throwing down a stack of papers. "We've got you on a double homicide."

"Double?! What are you talking about?" the perp across from him stutters.

"Don't even try to act innocent. We've got video proof. You gunned down two women! Cher and Johnny Depp'...

Do you know why you shouldn't wear Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fall out.

It's ok to believe in life after love.

Cher if you agree.

Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...

But Cher can.

What do you call 1000 gigabytes of music from the 70s?

A Cher-abyte.

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Phil dies and is met by the Devil in front of three doors.

The Devil takes him to one side. 'Look, Phil,' he says, 'we're trying something out to cut down on admin down here. We used to assign punishments to the damned that fit their sins, but now we're letting people choose themselves.'

He gestures to the three doors. 'What I can do for you is this:...

Why you shouldn't you buy Russian underpants ?

Coz Cher-nob-il fallout !

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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