Somebody keeps leaving pictures of Kylie Minogue in the bushes in front of my house.
I just can’t get her out of my hedge.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street.
Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and fucks her ball-deep senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "your turn!" but Elton starts to cry. "What's wrong, Elton?" asks Robbie. Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!"