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Kylie Jokes

I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast.

Since she can't even beat an egg

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Kylie Jenner asked me to roast her.

I said platics don't roast they melt.

Why can't you see Kylie Jenner's dad?

Because he's transparent

Where does Kylie Minogue get her Kebabs from?

Jason's Donner van

What's the difference between Kylie Jenner and an egg?

One is just a fragile shell, containing contents so shallow, they hardly give any sustenance to those who want it. And if dropped, or tossed away, can be easily replaced by bunch of others, exactly like them.

And the other is an egg.

What does Kylie Jenner and a Disney princess have in common?

They're both made by the hands of others.

Somebody keeps leaving pictures of Kylie Minogue in the bushes in front of my house.

I just can’t get her out of my hedge.

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I feel bad for Kylie Jenner...

It must be rough knowing your dad has a tighter pussy than you.

Kylie Jenner Walks into a restaurant

Kylie Jenner walks into a restaurant where she has made a reservation. The waiter greets her politely, and says, "Right this way Mrs. Jenner" and begins leader her to her table. "Please," she says, "Mrs. Jenner is my father. Call me Kylie.

Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi

I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain.

Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

A picture of an egg on Instagram got more likes than Kylie Jenner...

...I guess you could say the egg beat her.

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Why do so many people want to have sex with Kylie Jenner?

Because you're supposed to recycle plastic

I'm not sure why there's a lot a backlash over Kylie Jenner being called a self made billionaire by Forbes

When you think about it, she ain't the only Jenner to be a self made woman.

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Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street.

Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and fucks her ball-deep senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "your turn!" but Elton starts to cry. "What's wrong, Elton?" asks Robbie. Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!"

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I was going out with a twin.

I was going out with a twin, I always had trouble telling them apart, in the end I worked out that Kylie had long blonde hair and Jason had a dick.

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Got Wood ? (long-ish)

Tommy is born missing an eye. He’s always been self conscious about it and at a young age he gets a wooden eye so that he looks like he has two eyes. Even though the wooden eye makes him look like he has two eyes, he is still very self conscious. He has never been on a date and at the prom, he goes ...

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